A: Who was God's son?
Me: Jesus?
A: Yah. Him. They poured water on him and he turned into a lime.
Me: ... Oh, water into wine!
A: Right!

Quantity vs Quality

K, to D: I love you KISS much!

Two is better than one

A: I hungry!
Me: Would you like a cracker?
A: I like crackers!
Me: Okay. :)
A: I like two crackers better!

A little dictator is born

K: (quietly to A) A.. go put this back in the bathroom.
A: (toddles off to do as he is told)
K: (announcing gleefully) Mommy! I'm telling him to do stuff for me!

Apparently, I don't taste like...

K: Moooooom! Why isn't the cheesy pasta ready yet?
M: The water has to boil. It'll be about 15 minutes.
K: But I'm HUNGRY!!
M: Well, hopefully you won't come over here and eat me!
K: I won't eat you! I like chicken, not Mommies!

Because it's so great!

K: Mommy...?
M: (sleep fogged) Yes, honey?
K: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA!
M: Okay, honey.
K: When we get there, I think I will say, "HOO-EE! Now I know why they call it the 'Great Wall of China'."

Why is it called a "niddy-noddy"?

DD says: Because it's for knitting, and it's naughty!

P.S. Niddy-noddy

Byana

Ups and Downs

A: He'p me! Mommy, come he'p me! 

Me: What do you need, A? 

A: Up, Mommy. I wan' up! 

K (scoffing): A! You got down like a Big Boy, now get up like a Big Boy!

The Gift of Knowledge

K: Mom, what's the first present?
Me: .. .. .. Oh. George Washington.
K: RIGHT!

Vlinna

A little too late for that...

(After a two hour drive back from the Aquarium, and as we turned onto the highway home...)
A: No go home! No go Mommy's house!
D: What?
A: Don't wanna go home! Go back. Play fishies!