Byana

Ups and Downs

A: He'p me! Mommy, come he'p me! 

Me: What do you need, A? 

A: Up, Mommy. I wan' up! 

K (scoffing): A! You got down like a Big Boy, now get up like a Big Boy!

The Gift of Knowledge

K: Mom, what's the first present?
Me: .. .. .. Oh. George Washington.
K: RIGHT!

Vlinna

A little too late for that...

(After a two hour drive back from the Aquarium, and as we turned onto the highway home...)
A: No go home! No go Mommy's house!
D: What?
A: Don't wanna go home! Go back. Play fishies!