Quantity vs Quality

K, to D: I love you KISS much!

Two is better than one

A: I hungry!
Me: Would you like a cracker?
A: I like crackers!
Me: Okay. :)
A: I like two crackers better!

A little dictator is born

K: (quietly to A) A.. go put this back in the bathroom.
A: (toddles off to do as he is told)
K: (announcing gleefully) Mommy! I'm telling him to do stuff for me!

Apparently, I don't taste like...

K: Moooooom! Why isn't the cheesy pasta ready yet?
M: The water has to boil. It'll be about 15 minutes.
K: But I'm HUNGRY!!
M: Well, hopefully you won't come over here and eat me!
K: I won't eat you! I like chicken, not Mommies!